Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Funniest Thing I Read Today (Top 10 List on Ted Cruz)
From the David Letterman show...
Top Ten Little Known Facts About Ted Cruz
Was never elected to congress, just started showing up
Loves his home country, and America
Not Mormon but still wears special underpants
Vows to stay in the race until offered a spot on "Dancing With The Stars"
Filibusters in his sleep
'Ted' is short for 'Tedium'
Uses teeth-whitening strips and hair-blackening strips
Already planning 2020 failed presidential bid
His wife affectionately refers to him as 'Ted Cruz'
Has just as good a chance of winning the Democratic party's nomination
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