If God created us in his own image we have more than reciprocated.
The God of the Christians is a father who is a great deal more concerned about his apples then he is about his children.
There can be no creator, simply because his grief at the fate of his creation would be inconceivable and unendurable.
God is ashamed when the prosperous boast of his special favor.
The only thing that stops God from sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless.
From the moment that a religion solicits the aid of philosophy its ruin is inevitable.
All religions promise a reward for excellence is of the will or heart, but none for excellences of the head or understanding.
If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on men, He would kill himself.
Oxford Book of Aphorisms