From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said by Robert Byrne
"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."
"It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry." H. L. Mencken
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met." Abraham Lincoln
"Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. " Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Many man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success." Jim Backus
"Few people know how to be old." La Rochefoucauld