Friday, June 12, 2015

More Aphorisms (Timeless Wisdom)

From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said by Robert Byrne

"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."
Herb Caen

 "It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry."  H. L. Mencken

 "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met." Abraham Lincoln

 "Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. " Zsa Zsa Gabor

 "Many man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success." Jim Backus

 "Few people know how to be old." La Rochefoucauld

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